TMKOC-Gokuldham Randikhana – Taarak Mehta Sex society Chapter 03

TAPPU BHAG KE APNE DOSTON KE PASS PAHUNCH JATA HAI…AUR AB AAGE…

ANDAR SODHI KE GHAR MEIN EK AJEEB SI KHAMSOHI CHA GYI HOTI HAI….TABHI IYER USS KAHMOSHI KO TODTE HUE…

IYER :- YE KYA KEH RHE HO SODHI TUM..HAMARI SOCIETY MEIN RAPE…AISA TOH HO HE NHI SKTA…

ITNA SUNKE JHETHALAL BOL PADTA HAI…

JHETHALAL :- IYER BHAI AAP KUCH AKAL HAI…KUCH SAMAJH HAI KI AAP KYA BOL RHE HAIN….AAP AYEE HE KYUN VAPIS…

IYER :- KYA MATLAB TUMHARA JHETHALAL MUJHE NHI ANA CAHIYE THA…

JHETHALAL :- OFOO MERA MATLAB YE THA..KI AAP ITNI JALDI KAISE AA GYE..AAP TOH KAL AANNE VALLE THE.. NA..

IYER :- TUM KO ISSE KYA MATLAB JHETHALAL…

TABHI TARAK BICH MEIN DONO KO ROKTA HUA…

TARAK :- TUM DONO SHANT HOGE THODI DER…YAHN MASLA KUCH AUR HAI..AUR TUM BEKAR KI BAAT PAR LADD RHE HO…

ITNA BOLTE HE FIR SE VAHN KHAMOSHI CHAA JATI HAI….

TABHI CHACHAJI SODHI SE PUCHTE HAIN…

CHACHAJI :- SODHI BETA TU MUJHE YE BTA KI ROSHAN NE DEKHA KI KUN THA VO…

SODHI SE BOLNE KE PEHLE ..ROSHAN AUR JOR JOR SE RONE LAGTI HAI…TABHI HATHI BOLTA HAI..KOMAL TUM LOG EK KAM KARO ROSHAN BHABHI KO ANDAR DUSRE KAMARE MEIN LEE JAOO…

LEKIN TABHI ANJALI BOLTI HAI…

ANJALI :- NHI HATHI BHAI HUM BHI TOH SUNE KI KISNE ROSHAN BHABHI KE SATH YE GHINONI HARKAT KI HAI…

SABHI ANJALI KI BAAT PAR HAMI BHARTE HAIN…AUR ROSHAN KO SMJHATE HAIN..KI PLSS AAP CHP HO JAYIE…AB RONE KI BAARI TOH USS GHATIYA ADMI KI HAI JISNE AAP KE SATH YE SAB KIYA HAI…

FIR DUBARA SE CHACHAJI SODHI SE PUCHTE HAIN…ISS BAR SODHI BOLTA HAI…

SODHI :- AB JO NAAM MEIN APKO BATANE JAA RHA HUN…USSE SUN KE AAP SABKE HOSH UDH JAYENGE…

JEHTHALAL :- BHAI GOL GOL MAT BOL…SEDHE BTA KUN HAI…

SODHI :- ATMARAM TUKARAM BHIDEEE….

BASSS FIR KYA HONA THA YE SUN KI SAB AISE HO GAYE…JAISE KI VAHN INSAN KI JAGAHA PATHAR KHADE HON…

JAHETHALAL , TARAK , IYER , HATHI , POPATLAL , ABDUL SAB KE MUH SE EK SATH NIKALTA HAI…KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..

UDHAR SARI LADIES APNE MUH PE HATH RAKH KAR HAWWWWW…KARTI HAI SIVAYI DAYA AKO CHOD KE…KYUN KI USKA THODA ALAG STYLE HAI….HE MAAAAA MATAAJIII…

TABHI CHACHAJI BOLTE HAI…

CHACHAJI :- SODHI YE TU KYA BOL RHA HAI …AISA NHI HO SKATA….

SABHI CHACHAJI KI BAAT PE HAMI BHARTE HAIN…

TABHI ANJALI KI NAZAR IDHAR UDHAR GHUMTI HAI…VO MADHVI KO DHUND RHI THI..ITNI BADI BAAT HO GYI AUR MADHVI BHABHI NAJAR NHI AA RHI…AISA ANJALI APNE MAN MEIN SOCHTI HAI..ISSE PEHLE KI VO KUCH KEH PATI..ROSHAN NE CHUPI THODI….

ROSHAN :- AAPNE AAP KO SAMBHLTE HUE..CHACHAJI..YE BILKUL SAHI BOL RHE HAIN…JO MERE SATH HUA USKE ZIMMEDAR BHIDE HAI…

CHACHAJI :- KYA TUMHE PURA YAKIN HAI..

ROSHAN :- HAN..USNE APNA CEHRA DHAKA HUA THA…ISLIYE PEHLE TOH MEIN SMJH NHI PAYI..LEKIN AKHIR MEIN JAB VO JANE LAGA TOH USNE BILKUL VAISE HE KIYA JAISE BHIDE KARTA HAI…BOLTE WAQT MEIN ATAMARAM TUKARAM BHIDE ISS SOCIETY KA EK MAVYE SECRETARY…

CHACHAJI :- MUJHE TOH VISHWAS NHI HO RHA KI BHINDI MASTER AISA BHI KAR SKTA HAI…

JHETHALAL :- EK SHIKSHAK HOKE AISA KAREGA..MENE SAPNE MEIN BHI NHI SOCHA THA…

IYER :- YEH IMMPOSSIBLE HAI…

BABITA :- IYER KYA IMPOSSIBLE … ROSHAN BHABHI JHOOTH THODI BOLEGI…

TABHI SODHI GUSSE SE BOLTA HAI..

SODHI :- DOSTON AA JANE DO BHIDE KO MEIN USSE JINDA NHI CHODUNGA…

SABHI USSE SAMJHTE HAIN SODHI BHAI SHANT HO JAA..HUM SAB BHIDE SE BAAT KARENGE..LEKIN BHIDE HAI KAHANN…..

UDHAR MADHVI KO HOSH AA JATA HAI…AUR VO APNE BISTAR SE UTHTI HAI AUR BOLTI HAI..

MADHVI :- YE KYA MEIN YAHN SOH RHI THI…PAR MERA BADAN ITNA DARD KYUN KAR RHA THA…..

UDHAR BHIDE HATH MEIN KUCH LEKE MUSKURATA HUA..SOCITEY KE GATE SE ANDAR AA RHA THA…

AB JAB YE TEENO EK SATH MILENGE TOH KYA HUNGAMA HOGA…..DEKHENGE…AAGE..

BHIDE SOCIETY KE COMPUND MEIN PAHUNCH JATA HAI AUR VAHN DEKH KE BOLTA HAI…

BHIDE :- AREE YAHN ITNI SHANTI…HANDI PHOOT BHI GYI…AUR SAB LOG KHAN CHALE GAYE…ITNI JALDI SHANTI KAISE HO GYI YAHN PAR..CHALO GHAR PE CHAL KE DEKHTA HUN..

AUR BHIDE FIR APNI WING KI TARAF NIKAL JATA HAI…AUR APNE GHAR KA GATE KHOL KE ANDAR AA JATA HAI….

BHIDE :- MADHVI , MADHVI….KAHN HO TUM…ITNI JALDI UPAR KAISE AA GAYE TUM LOG…

TABHI UDHAR SE MADHVI NIKAL KE BAHR ATI HAI…

MADHVI :- KYA JALA…KYUN CHILLA RHE HO???

BHIDE :- ARE MADHVI ITNI JALDI TUM LOG UPAR KAISE AA GYE….

MADVHI :- JALDI KAHN MEIN TOH BAHUT DER SE UPAR HUN..SOH RHI THI…

ISSE AAGE BHIDE KUCH BOLTA KI USKO KUCH KISI KI AWAJ AA RHI THI..JOR JOR SE…VO DHAYN SE SUNNE KI KOSHISH KAR RHA THA….

AWAJ SODHI KE GHAR KI TARAF SE AA RHI THI…

TABHI BHIDE BOLTA HAI…

BHIDE :- ACHA TOH SARI MANDALI SODHI KE GHAR PE HAI..CHALO MADHVI VAHN CHALTE HAIN….

MADHVI :- AAP CHALO MEIN AYII…

AUR FIR BHIDE NIKAL JATA HAI SODHI KE GHAR KI TARAF..

USSE NHI PTA THA KI VO KHUD HE MUSIBAT KI AUR JAA RHA HAI…

UDHAR SODHI CHILLA CHILLA KE BAAT KAR RHA THA…AUR SAB USKO SMJHANE KI KOSHISH KAR RHE THE…

TABHI SAPKE KANO MEIN EK AWAJ PADI…

ACHA TOH MANDALI MATKI PHOD KE YAHN AA GYII….

SABHI GATE KI TARAF DEHTE HAIN…VAHN BHIDE KHADA MUSKURA RHA THA…

USKO AISA DEKH KE SODHI AAG BABULA HO GAYA…AUR VO SIDHA BHAGTA HUA BHIDE KE PASS PAHUCHA..KOI BHI USSE ROK NHI PAYA…AUR SIDHE BHIDE KI GARDAN PAKAD LII…SAB USKI TARAF BHAGTE HAIN…

BHIDE :- ARE KYA KAR RHA HAI SODHI…SANS NHI AA RHI HAI…MAREGA KYA…MAZAK BHI HADD HOTI HAI..

AUR PICHE SE MADHVI BHI AA JATI HAI…

MADHVI :- AGOBAI SODHI BHAI YE KYA KAR RHE HO AAP…CHODIYE GALA INKA…

FIR SABHI BAHUT KOSISH KARTE HAIN SODHI KO CHUDANE KI..TABHI CHAHAJI CHILLATE HAIN…

CHACHAJI :- SODHI CHOD DE ABHI KE ABHI..

ITNA SUN KE SODHI KUCH SOCHTA HAI AUR USSE CHOD DETA HAI..

BHIDE :- HANFTA HUA….AEEEE SODHI PAGAL HAI KYA…ITNI ZOR SE KOI GALA DABATA HAI KYA..MAR JATA TOH…

SODHI :- ACHA HAI NA MAR JATA TOH…MUJHE SHANTI MIL JATI…

BHIDE YE SUN KE CHAUNK JATA HAI….

BHIDE :- YE KYA KEH RHA HAI SODHI…PAGAL HO GAYA HAI KYA TU..

JHETHALAL :- SAHI BOL RHA HAI SODHI..BHIDE MUJHE TUJHSE YE UMID NHI THI…

POPATLAL :- BHIDE TU EK SHIKSHAK HOKE AISE HARKAT KAREGA…CHIIII CHIIII….

ANJALI :- BHIDE BHAI AAPNE AISA KYUN KIYA?

DAYA :- HAN BOLIYE BHIDE BHAI APNE AISA KYUN KIYA….APKO JARA BHI SHARAM NHI AYIIII…

CHACHAJI :- APNI CHADI UTHATE HUE…BOL BOL BOLTA KYUN NHI HAI..KYUN KIYA TUNE AISA….

TABHI MADHVI BOL PADTI HAI….

MADHVI :- KYA KIYA HAI INHONE AISA?

BHIDE :- HAN KYA KIYA HAI MENE…MUJHE PATA TOH CHALE….

TABHI TARAK BOLTA HAI..

TARAK :- BHIDE AAJ JO TUMNE KIYA HAI…USKE LIYE TUMHE MAAF NHI KIYA JAA SKATA…TUM AISA KAROGE MENE TOH SAPNE MEIN BHI NHI SOCHA THA….TUMNE AISA KYUN KIYA….VO BHI ITNA PADE LIKHE ADMI HOKAR…

BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB..MUJHE PATA TOH CHALE MENE KIYA KYA HAI…

TABHI SODHI GUSSE MEIN AAGE FIR SE MARNE KE LIYE BADTA HAI …LEKIN IYER AUR ABDUL NE USE PAKAD RKHA HOTA HAI…AUR BOLTA HAI..MEIN BATATA HUN TUJHE…KI TUNE KYA KIYA HAI…TERI TOH..

FIR TARAK BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- SODHI SHANTI RAKH..ISSE SZA TOH MILEGI ….LEKIN TU SHANT REH MEIN BAAT TOH KAR RHA HUN NA….

JHETHALAL BICH MEIN BOLTE HUE..

JHETHALAL :- IYER BHAI AAPKO KOI KAAM ATA HAI…DHANG SE PAKO SODHI KO … HATH SE NIKAL GAYA TOH..KOI KAM DHANG SE NHI HOTA APSE…
AUR BABITAJI KI TARAF DEKHTE HUE UNKO SORRY BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- JETHALAL ……

AUR FIR JHETHALAL SHANT HO JATA HAI…

BHIDE :- MEHTA SHAB MUJHE KUCH SMJH NHI AA RHA KI AAP LOG KISKI BAAT KR RHE HAIN…MUJHE AAP SAAF SAAF BATAYI…

TARAK :- THEK HAI…GHERI SAANS LETE HUE…TUMNE ROSHAN BHABHI KE SATH BALATKAR KYUN KIYA??

BHIDE :- BALATKAR ACHA…..FIR CHAUNKTE HUE……..KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
YE KYAAAAA KEH RHE HAIN MEHTA SAHAB …AAPKA DIMAG TOH KHARAB NHI HO GAYA….

ITNA SUNTE HE MADHVI KE HOSH UD JATE HAIN ..AUR FIR VO BOLTI HAI…

MADHVI :- HEY BHAGWANN….YE KYA BOL RHE HAIN AAP…AUR RONE LAGTI HAI….

TABHI KOMAL USKA HATH PAKAD KE APNE PASS BITHA LETI HAI..

KOMAL :- MADHVI BHABHI AAP CHUP HO JAYIEE..ROYIE MAT…PLSSSS

BHIDE :- MADHVI TUM KYUN ROO RHI HO…YE SAB GALAT HAI..MENE KUCH NHI KIYA HAI…MUJHE SAMAJH NHI AA RHA KI YE LOG KYA BOL RHE HAIN….

TABHI SODHI BOLTA HAI …

SODHI :- ACHAAA…TUJHE KUCH SMAJH NHI AA RHA….TUJHE TOH MEIN ABHI MAAR DALUNGA…

BHIDE THODA GHABRA JATA HAI…

BHIDE :- MERI BAAT KA VISHWASS KARO..MENE KUCH NHI KIYA HAI TUM LOG EK SHISHAK PE SHAK KAR RHE HO…

POPATLAL :- CANCEL CANCEL…..TUM APNE AAP KO SHIKSHAK KEHNA CANCEL KAR DO…ITNI GHINONI HARAKAT KARNE KE BAAD BHI TUM YE SAB BOL RHE HO…

BHIDE :- POPATLAL TUM CHUP RAHO…CHACHAJI MEIN SACH KEH RHA HUN MENE KUCH NHI KIYA HAI…

SODHI :- ACHAA TOH ROSHAN HUM SABSE JHOOTH KYUN BOLEGI…USKO TUJHSE KYA DUSMANI HAI….

BHIDE :- ROSHAN BHABHI AAP YE KYA KEH RHI HAI…MENE AAP KE SATH BALATKAR..CHIIII CHIII…DEVA….MENE AAPKE SATH KAB KIYA AISA….

KUCH DER KE LIYE SABHI LOG SHANT HO JATE HAIN…FIR ROSHAN CHUPI KO TODTE HUE….

ROSHAN :- BHIDE…..AAPNE MERE SATH AISA KYUN KIYA…

BHIDE KUCH BOLTA USSE PEHLE ROSHAN UNGLI DIKHA KE USSE CHUP REHNE KA ISHARA KARTI HAI…

ROSHAN :- BOLNA SHURU KRTI HAI…MASK PEHN KE AAOGE TOH MUJHE KUCH PATA NHI CHALEGA KI KUN HAI…

MASK VALI BAAT SUN KE BHIDE KI PHATT JATI HAI…LEKIN VO KUCH BOLTA NHI HAI..AUR ROSHAN BOLNE LAGTI HAI..

ROSHAN :- MASK LGA KE APNE APNA CHERA CHUPA LIYA..LEKIN APKA NATURE VO TOH NHI BADAL SKTA…APNE JAB MERA PURA BALATAKAR KAR LIYA …USKE BAAD JATE WAQT APNE APNA SHIRT KO UPAR KHICA …. JAISE AAP HAR TIME KARTE HAIN….

BHIDE YE SUN KE CHAUNK JATA HAI….

BHIDE :- LEKIN ROSHAN BHABHI MEIN TOH SOCIETY MEIN THA HE NHI….

SAB YE SUN KE CHAUNK JATE HAIN….

TABHI JHETHALAL BOLTA HAI..

JHETHALAL :- ACHA TOH TUM SOCIETY MEIN NHI THE….

AUR USE HATH SE THAILA KHICH LETA HAI…AUR BOLTA HAI …ISME KYA HAI…

BHIDE THODA GHABRA JATA HAI….AUR BOLTA HAI…

BHIDE :- KKKUCCHH NHI HAII ISSMEEE JHETHALAL..

JHETHALAL BHIDE KI SUNTA NHI HAI..AUR USME SE EK CHIZ NIKALTA HAI….

JISSE DEKH KAR SABHI AANKH FATI KI FATI REH JATI HAI….

KYUN KI USS THAILE MEIN SE EK KALA MASK NIKALTA HAI….

JHETHALAL :- ROSHAN BHABHI AAP DEKHIYE KYA YE VAHI MASK HAI…

ROSHAN DHYAN SE DEHKTE HUE…

ROSHAN :- HAN JHETHA BHAI …YAHI HAI…AUR RONE LAGTI HAI….

SODHI KA SABR KA BAND TUT JATA HAI….VO IYER AUR ABDUL KO DHKAA DE KE BHIDE KI TARAF BADTA HAI AURR USKA GALA DABANE LAGTA HAI….

SABHI LOG SODHI KO HATANE KI MUSHAQAT KAR RHE HOTE HAIN…BADI MUSHKIL SE VO BHIDE KO SODHI SE CHUDWATE HAIN….

BHIDE HANFTA HUA…

BHIDE :- SODHI CAHE TOH TU MUJHE MAAR DE…LEKIN USSE PEHLE MERI BAAT TOH SUN LEE….

TABHI TARAK BOLTA HAI…..

TARAK :- SOHI SHANT…EK BAAR BHIDE KI TOH SUN LO..KI VO KYA KEHNA CAHTA HAI…

SODHI :- ITNA SAB KUCH KAR DIYA ISNE…AUR AAP KEH RHE HAIN KI ISKI SUN LOO….ISSE TOH JAN SE MAR DENA CAHIYE…

TARAK :- ACHA BAB MAAR DENA..LEKIN PEHLE USKI BAAT TOH SUN LO…AUR VO BHIDE SE BOLTA HAI…BOLO BHIDE KYA KEHNA CAHTE HO…

BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB YE MERA MASK NHI HAI….MUJHE YE MASK SOCIETY COMPUND KE BAHR MILA TOH MEIN ISSE LE AYA…

BHIDE KAHANI BANATE HUE…KYUN KI MASK TOH ISI KA HOTA HAI…VAHI KHARID KE LATA HAI…USKE PLAN KE MUTABIK YAHI THA KI MASK PEHN KE ROSHAN KE SATH SEX KARNE KA..LEKIN….

BHIDE SOCHNA BAND KAR DETA HAI…KYUN KI TARAK BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- AAGE BOLO BHIDE..

BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB MUJHE MERE EK STUDENT KA PHONE AAYA THA…VO MUJHE SOCIETY KE BHAR NAAK PE MILNE KE LIYE BULA RHA THA…USKO KUCH KAM THA AUR JALDI MEIN THA ISLIYE VO YAHN NHI AYA…

YE BAAT BHIDE KI SACH THI…ISS BAR VO KOOI KAHANI NHI BANA RHA THA…

SODHI :- JHOOTH BOL RHA HAI YE…

BHIDE :- SODHI MEIN JHOOTH NHI BOL RHA …AGAR TUMHE YAKIN NHI HAI TOH MEIN PHONE LGA KE BAAT KRWA DETA HUN…

AUR BHIDE PHONE MILA DETA HAI…DUSRI TARAF STUDENT PHONE UTHATA HAI..

STIDENT :- HELLO SIR…

BHIDE :- HELLO….ACHA MUJHE YE BATAO KI TUMNE MUJHE AAJ SOCIETY KE BAHR NAAK EPE BULAYA THA NA…

AUR PHONE LOUDSPEAKER PE KAR DETA HAIII…

STUDENT :- JEE HAN SIR….BULAYA THA..LEKIN AAP KYUN PUCH RHE HAIN….

SAB USKI YE BAAT SUN KE CAHUNK JATE HAIN….AUR MADHVI KUSH HO JATI HAI…

BHIDE :- THANK U BETA…VO TUHME BAAD MEIN BATUNGA….

AUR PHONE CUT KAR DETA HAI…

BHIDE :- DEKHA MEIN KEH RHA THA NA..LEKIN AAP LOG ITNA GHINONA JURM MUJH PAR LGA RHE THE…

ROSHAN :- LEKIN BHIDE BHAI AAP NHI THE..TOH FIR USS ADMI NE AAP JAISI NAKAL KYUN KARI…

BHIDE :- MUJHE KYA PATA ROSHAN BHABHI…

TABHI SODI BOLTA HAI…

SODHI :- BHIDE PRAA.. MUJHE MAF KAR DE…LEKIN MEIN KYA KRTA …MERI BIWI NE JAB MUJHE BATYA TOH GUSSA ANA TOH SWABHAVI HAI…MUJHE MAAF KAR DE…

AUR SAB EK EK KARKE BHIDE SE MAFFI MANGNE LAGTE HAIN….

BHIDE :- BOLTA HAI….KOI BAAAT NHI … GALAT FEMI HO JATI HAI…..AUR APNE MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI….

KISS NE KIYA HOGA YE KAMM..MERI NAKAL KAR KE….SALA HARAMI…MERA SARA PLAN CHAUPAT KAR DIYA…SLA MAZE KHUD LKAR GAYA AUR FANSA MUJHE DIYA…YAHN PAR…SHUKR HAI KI MEIN BACH GAYA..NHI TOH BINA KUCH LAREE AAJ TOH MUJHE JAIL KI SJA KATNI PADTI…SHUKR HAI DEVA TERA LAKH LAHK SUKR HAI…

TABHI TARAK BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- AGAR BHIDE NE NHI KIYA … TOH VO KUN ADMI THA JISNE ROSHAN BHBAHI KE SATH YE SAB LUCH KIYA…AUR USNE BHIDE KI NAKAL KYN KI…

BHIDE :- YAHI TOH MEIN BHI SOCH RHA HUN MEHTA SAHAB…

JHETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB YE TOH BAHT GHAMBIR BAAT HAI AB…KYA KREIN…

AUR SABHI SOCHNE LAGTE HAIN……

SABHI SODHI KE GHAR PE HE THE….AUR SOCHNE MEIN LAGGE THE KI AKHIR KUN HO SKTA HAI….

UDHAR TAPPU APNE DOSTON KE PASS PAHUNCH JATA HAI….AUR UNHE SARI KAHANI BATA DETA HAI…SIYVAI GOGI KE BAKI SAB SMJH JATE HAIN..GOGI BAHUT PUCHNE KI KOSHISH KRTA HAI LEKIN TAPPU MANA KAR DETA HAI…

GOLI :- TAPPU YE TOH BAHUT BADI BAAT HAI…AUR GATIYA BHI…AISA KAISE HO SKTA HAI..

TAPPU :- GOLI MUJHE PATA HAI KI BAAT BAHUT GANDI HAI….AUR JISNE BHI YE KARA HAI MEIN USSE CHODUNGA NHI…

AISA BOLTE HE SAB USKI BAAT PAR HAMI BHAR DETE HAIN….

UDHAR EK TARAF JHETHALAL AUR DUSRI TARAF SE TEHL RHE HOTE HAIN SOCHTE SOCHTE …AUR CHALTE CHALTE APAS MEIN TAKRA JAATE HAIN….

BAPUJI :- AEE BABUCHAK DEKH KE CHL NA…DOBI KAHIN KA…

JHETHALAL :- SORRY BAPUJI …. VO SOCH RHA THA TOH DHYAN NHI DIYA…APKO KAHIN LAGGI TOH NHI….

BAPUJI :- CHUP RE BE BABUCHAK…CHOT VADI…CHAL DUSRI TARAF JA…

AUR JHETHALAL BADBDATE HUEE JAA RHA HOTA HAI…

BAPUJI :- KYA …. KYA BOLA TU…

JHETHALAL :- KUCH NHI BAPUJI…

BASS ITNA KEHTE HE…. KUCH DER KE LIYE SHANTI CHA JATI HAI…AISA LGTA HAI MANO VHN HAWA KE ALWA KOI AUR HAI HE NHIII….

FIR ISS HAWA KO…..EK BAAR FIR…MR. IYER CHIR DETE HAIN….

IYER :- MERE KHYAL SE HUME POLICE MEIN JAAKE COMPLAIN KRNI CAHIYE…

TABHI TARAK BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- NHI IYER KAISE PAGLON VALI BAAT KR RHE HO…AGAR POLICE MEIN COMPLAIN KARII TOH VOH LAKHON SAWAL KARENGI…JISSE BHT JADA SHARMINDIGI HO SKTI HAI….AUR FIR BAAT UCHAL JAYEGI AUR FIR SABKO PATA CHLNE KA DARR BHI HAI….

CHACHAJI :- HAN MEHTA SAHI BOL RHA HAI….

JHETHALAL :- IYER BHAI AAP SACH MEIN PAGAL HE HO…AISE VAHIYAD IDEA MAT DIYA KARO…
AUR FIR BABITAJI KI TARAF DEKH KE UNHE SORRY BOLTA HAI…

IYER :- JHETHALAL…..
BASS ITNA HE BOLTA HAI KI JHETHALAL ROK DETA HAI..

JHETHALAL :- IYER BHAI HUME APKE KOI AUR IDEA NHI CAHIYE..AAP PANE PAAS RAKHO….AUR BAAT KO KAAT DETA HAI….

CHCHAJI :- AREE TUM DONO BHENS MAT KRO….AUR YE SOCHO KI YE SAB KIYA KISNE HAI….

SODHI :- HAN CHACHAJI AAP BILKUL SAHI KEH RHE HAIN…..HUME USSE DHUND KE USKO MAR MAR KE AISE HALAT KAR DENA HAI…KI AGLI BAR KISI KE SATH KUCH BHI KARNE SE DAREGA….

POPATLAL :- LEKIN KAISE…KAISE PTA CHALEGA….

TABHI UDHAR SE TAPPU SENA SODHI KE GHAR PAHUNCH JATI HAI….

TAPU SENA KO DEKH KAR TARAK USSE PUCHTA HAI…

TARAK :- BACHON TUM YAHN…HUMNE MANA KARA THA NA…KI AAP LOG YAHN MAT ANA…

TAPPU :- MEHTA UNCLE HUME SAB PATA CHAL CHUKA HAI…..

SABHI TAPPU KI BAAT SUN KE CHAUNK JATA HAIN….

TARAK :- BACHOM TUMHE YE SAB KAISE PATA…AUR TUM LOGON KO ISS MAMLE MEIN NHI PADNA CAHIYE…YE BADON KI BAAT HAI…

TAPPU :- MEHTA UNCLE AAP YE SAB BAAT CHODIYE…..HUME BAS YE DEKHNA HAI KI VO ADMI KAISE PAKDA JAYEE….

DADAJI :- MEHTA TAPPU SAHI BOL RHA HAI…AUR BACCHE AB BADE HO GYE HAIN…UNKO REHNE DE ..KYA PATA KUCH SOCH LE …YE SAB…

TAPPU :- AREE DADAJI SOCH LE KYA….SOCH LIYA HAI…KI HUME USS ADMI KO KAISE PAKADNA HAI….

SAB TAPPU KE BAAT SUN KE KUSH HO JATE HAIN….

AUR SAB EK SATH BOLTE HAIN………..
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AUR TAPPU SARA PLAN UN SABKO BATA DETA HAI….

SABHI PLAN SUN KE SHOCK HO JATE HAIN….KI ITNA CHOTA BACHA AISA IDEA BHI SOCH SAKTE HAIN…

JHETHALAL :- TAPPU YE TERA PLAN JO HAI…KUCH GADBAD TOH NHI HO GII NA…KYUN KI THODA RIKSY LAGATA HAI YE…

TAPPU :- PAPA AAP CHINTA MAT KARO…SAB ACHI TARIKE SE HO JAYEGA…

TARAK :- AREE JHETEHLAL TUM CHINTA MAT KARO….TAPPU KA IDEA HAI…KABHI FAIL NHI HOGA….

FIR TAPPU BOLTA HAI…

TAPPU :- AAB DARNE KI BARI TOH USS ADMI KI HAI…….AUR APNE BAAL APNI PHUNK SE UDA DETA HAI……..

JAISE HE TAPPU SODHI KE GHAR SE BAHR JANNE LAGTA HAI…TABHI PICHE SI FIR SE IYER UNGLI KARTA HAI…

IYER :- LEKIN TAPPU BETA TUMHARE ISS PLAN SE TOH SABHI SOCIETY VALON KO TOH PATA CHAL HE JAYEGA….

SODHI :- KOI BAAT NHI IYER AGAR SOCIETY MEIN PTA CHLTA HAI TOH CHLNE DO …YE SOCIETY BHI TOH HAMARE PARIWAR KI TARAH HE HAI…

JHETHALAL :- SODHI SAHI BOL RHA HAI….YE IYER BHAI BHI NA…HAMESHA BICH MEIN UCHAL PADTE HAIN….IYAER BHAI APKE PASS AUR KOI PLAN HAI…

IYER :- AJEEB SA MUH BANATE HUE..NHI…

JHETHALAL :- TOH BAS CHUP RHIYE FIR….

TARAK :- AREE TUM DONO FIR SE JHAGDA KARNE LAG GYE CHUP RHO…
AUR FIR TAPPU SE PUCHTA HAI…

TAPPU BETA PLAN KI SHURUWAT KAB KARNI HAI…

TAPPU :- MEHTA UNLCE AAJ RAAT KO KARENGE…AUR MUJHE PURA VISHWAS HAI KI ISS PLAN SE VO ADMI JALDI PAKADA JAYEGA…

FIR SABHI APNE APNE GHAR KI TARAF CHAL DETE HAIN…

JHETHALAL GHAR PAHUCH KE…

JHETHALAL :- BABUJI MUJHE TOH ABHI TAK VISHWAS NHI HO RHA HAI KI AISA HAMRI SOCIETY MEIN KAISE HO SKTA HAI…

BAPUJI :- HAN JHETIYA BAAT TOH SAHI KEH RHA HAI…… LEKIN AB JO HO GAYA HO VO GAYA …AB TOH USSE SUDHARNE KI BARI HAI…

DAYA :- HAN BAPUJI… BECHARI ROSHAN BABHI PE KYA BITI HOGI…JALD SE JALD VO ADMI PAKDA JAYE… MEIN USSE SHRAP DETE HUN….AGLI BAR VO MASK PEHNEE AUR USKA AAGE KA HISSA FAT JAYE…..

BAS ITNA HE BOL PATI HAI AUR JHETHALAL BICH MEIN ROK DETA HAI…

JHETHALAL :- BASS DAYA…TU APNA YE SHRAP PURAN SHURU MAT KAR….AB TOH BAS RAAT KO CLUB HOUSE MEIN DEKHTE HAIN KYA HOGA…

UDHAR TARAK AUR ANJALI APNE GHAR PE PAHUCHTE HAIN…

ANJALI :- TARAK MUJHE TOH BAHUT DUKH HO RHA HAI…ROSHAN BABHI KE SATH ITNI BADI GHTNA HO GYI…

TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI..AP HONI KO TO KOI NHI TAAL SAKTA…LEKIN MEIN YE SOCH RHA HUN KI USS ADMI NE ROSHAN BHABHI KO HE KYUN CHUNA…. KOI PURANI DUSHMANI TOH NHI HAI…

ANJALI :- HHMMM…TARAK AAP SAHI KEH RHE HAIN…KYA PATA AISA HO…

TARAK :- AB TOH SIRF TAPPU KE PLAN KA WAIT KRNA HAI..VAISE MUJHE LAGTA HAI KI USKA PLAN SUCESS HO JAYEGA…AB RAAT KO CLUB HOUSE MEIN HE PTA CHALEGA…

UDHAR IYER BABITA SE….

IYER :- BABITA DEAR…YE KYA HO GAYA HAMRI SOCIETY MEIN….AISA NHI HONA CAHIYE THA..AGAR KISI BAR VALON KO PATA CHAL GAYA TOH HAMARI SOCIETY KI KITNI BANAMI HOGI…

BABITA :- IYER TUM SACH MEIN PAGAL HO..JEHTHA JI SAHI BOL RHE THE….TUMHE SOCIETY KI PADI HAI…UDHAR ROSHAN BAHBI KE SATH ITNA BURA HO GAYA …UNKI KOI PARWA NHI HAI TUMHE…

JHETHALAL KA NAAM SUN KE THODA CHID JATA HAI LEKIN KUCH BOLTA NHI HAI…

IYER :- DEKHO BABITA MERE KEHNE KA MATLB VO NHI THA…MUJHE BHI ROSHAN BABHI KE LIYE DUKH HAI…

BABITA :- HUH…BASSS TAPPU KA PLAN SUCCESS HO JAYE…MEIN TOH BAS YAHI CAHATI HUN…

UDHAR BHIDE APNE SOFE PE BAITHE SOCH RHA THA…AUR FIR MADHVI AATI HAI..

MADHVI :- KYA SOCH RHE HAIN AAP??

BHIDE :- MADHVI MEIN YE SOCH KE PARESHAN HUN KI ITNI GHATIYA HARKAT KA KAM KARNE KE BAAD USS ADMI NE MUJHE FASA DIYA..CHIII…AUR YE SAB LOG BHI MUJHE GALAT SMJHNE LAGGE..

MADHVI :- OHOO AB CHODIYE NA USS BAAT KO….AUR VAISE BHI ROHAN BABHI KE SATH JO HUA VO BAHUT HE JADA GALAT HUA…

BHIDE:- HAN VO TOH HAI….

AUR MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI…BEKAR MEIN USS ADMI NE MERE PLAN PE SARA PANI FER DIYA…

MADHVI BHIDE KO AISA SOCHTE DEKH PCHTI HAI…

MADHVI :- KYA SOCH RHE HO??

BHIDE :- GHBRTA HUA …. KUCH NHI BAS YEE SOCH RHA THA…KI BAS AB VO ADMI PAKDA JAYE…

MADHVI HMMM KAR DETI HAI……

IDHAR AB RAAT HO CHUKI THI…

SAB CLUB HOUSE MEIN PAHUCH JATE HAIN…

AAGE DEKHTE HAIN MKI ISS CLUB HOUSE MEIN AB KYA TAAPU KO SAFLTA MILEGI KI NHI……..!!

SAB LOH CLUB HOUSE MEIN JAMA HO CHUKE THE…..SAMNE VALI TEEN KURSI PAR SOCIETY KE SECRETARY ATAMARAM TUKARAM BHIDE….USKE SATH PATARKAR POPATLAL AUR KRISHNAN IYER…

UNKE SAMNE SOCIETY KE SABHI LOG BAITHE THE…AUR AAPAS MEIN AISE BATEIN KAR RHE THE…JISKI VAJAH SE SHOR HO RHA THA…..

BHIDE KAFI KOSHISH KAR RHA THA KI SAB CHUP HO JAYE…LEKIN USKI BAAT TOH KOI SUNN HE NHI RHA THA….

FIR SOCIETY KE BUJURG KAHDE HUE…

CAHMAKLAL :- AREE OOO…..CHUP HO JAOO SAB….YE JHETIA CHUP HO JAA….

JHETHALAL :- SHANTI SHANTI…BAPUJI KUCH BOL RHE HAIN….HAN BOLIYE BAPUJI…

BAPUJI :- BOLIYE VADI…CHUP NHI HO SKTE…ITNI DER SE BHIDE CHILLA RHA HAI AUR TUM LOG APNI DUN MEIN LAGGE HUE HO…

TARAK :- SORRY CHACHAJI….

AUR BOLTA HAI….SAB SHANT HO JAOO…

AUR FIR SAB SHANTI SE BAITH JATE HAIN…
AUR FIR JHETHALAL BOLTA HAI…

JHETHALAL :- HAN BHAI BHIDE TOH SHURU KAREIN METTING…

BHIDE :- JEHTHALAL ABHI 2 JANE ANE BAKI HAIN..

JHETHALAL :- KUN??

BHIDE :- NATU KAKA AUR BAGHA..

JETHALAL :- KYA BOL RHA HAI BHIDE….TU UN SHAQ KAR RHA HAI…

BHIDE :- AISI BAAT NHI HAI JHETHALAL…

JHETHALAL :- TOH FIR KAISI BAAT HAI…

TABHI TARAK BICH MEIN BOL PADTA HAI…

TARAK :- DEKHO JHETHALAL..ISME KUCH GALAT NHI HAI…TUM DEKHO SABHI KO BULAYA HUA HAI JO USS DIN HANDI KE WAQT THA….TOH ISKA MATLAB YE NHI HAI KI HUM UNPAR SHAQ KAR RHE HAIN…BAAT KO SMJHO…

AUR FIR JHETHALAL SAMJH JATA HAI…

UDHAR TAPPU SENA ENTRY KAR CHUKI HOTI HAI….FIR BHIDE UNSE PUCHTA HAI…

BHIDE :- TAPPU TAYARI PURI HO GYI…

TAPPU :- JEE HAN BHIDE UNCLE…

UDHAR NATTU KAKA AUR BHAGA AA JATE HAIN…

NATU KAKA :- HELOO SETHJI….KAISE HAIN AAPP..

JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI BADIYA TUM DONO NE ANNE MEIN DER KYUN KAR DI….

NATU KAKA :- APKO PATA HAI NA BARISH KA MAUSUM HAI…RICKSHAW BADI MUSHKIL SE MILTI HAI…AUR HAN AAP YE BATAIYE AAPNE HUM LOGON KO YAHN KYUN BULAYA HAI….

JEHTHALAL :- AREE BHAI AB AAYE HO NA..TOH PATA CHAL JAYEGA…PARESHAN MAT KRO BHAI SHANTI SE BAITH JAOOO….

FIR BHIDE MEHTA SAHAB HO APNE PASS BULATA HAI…AUR UNHE SARI BAAT BATANE KE LIYE BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- DEKHIYE DOSTON MEIN APKO AAB JO BATANE JAA RHA HUN…USSE SHAYAD AP SAB ACAMBIT HO JAYEE..TOH PLSS MERA SAHYUG KARIYEGA…AUR HAN KRIPYA KAR KE YE BAAT KISI AUR KO NHI PATA CHALNE CAHIYE………

AUR SARRI GHATANA BATA DETA HAI….EK EK BAAT JO USS DIN HUI THI….SABKE MUH KHULE KE KHULE REH JATE HAIN…SAB KHUSAR PUSAR KARNE LGTE HAIN…

FIR TARAK UNHE SHANT REHNE KE LIYE BOLTA HAI AUR TAAPU KO APNE PASS BULATA HAI……

TAPPU TARAK KE PASS AKAR BOLNA SHURU KAR DETA HAI…

TAPPU :- DEKHIYE MEIN AAP SABKO AB YE BATUNGA KI HUM USS ADMI KO KAISE PAKADENGE….HUME EK EVIDENCE MILA HAI..JISSE HUM USS ADMI KO JARUR PAKAD LENGE…

EVIDENCE WORD SUN KE JHETHALAL DAYA SE PUCHTA HAI…

JHETHALAL :- DAYA TUJHE SMAJH AYA KI YE EVIDEANCE KYA HAI…

DAYA :- NAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

AUR FIR JHETHALAL TARAK SE PUCHTA HAI…

TARAK :- EVIDENCE KA MATLB SURAG..

JEHTHALAL DAYA KO BOLTE HUE…SMJHI DAYA…AUR DAYA HAN MEIN SAR HILA DETI HAI…

TAPPU :- JO SURAG HUME MILA HAI….USSE US ADMI KO ARAM SE PEHCHAN LIYA JAYEGA…..SHAYD VO ADMI JALD BAJI MEIN VAHN GARDEN MEIN CHOD KE CHALA GAYA HAI……MAGAR EK PROBLEM HAI…

SABHI BOLTE HAIN KYAAAAAAAAAA….

TAPPU :- VO SURAG KI CHIZ MENE GOLI KO DII THI…MAGAR USNE VO KAHIN GARDEN MEIN HE GIRA DI…..AUR HUM SUBH SE DHUND RHE HAIN LEKIN VO MILI HE NHI…

BHIDE :- YE GOYA KISI KAM KA NHI HAI…TAPPU KYUN DI TUNE ISSE…ISSE KHANE KE ALWA KUCH AUR ATA HE NHI HAI…..

SODHI :- GOLI TUJHE DHAYN SE RKHNA CAHIYE THA NA…

GOLI :- SORRY SODHI UNCLE….VO PATA NHI MENE VAHN GARDEN KE BENCH PAR RKHA THA…AUR FIR MUJHE BHOOK LAGI TOH MEIN ABDUL KI DUKAN CHALA GAYA KUCH LENE KE LIYE….AUR JAB VAPIS AYA TOH VO VAHN THI HE NHI….SHAYAD KAHIN GIR GAYII…

BHIDE :- DEKHO ISSE…SARA DIN BAS TUSWA LO…

TARAK :- AB CHODO BHIDE..BACHA HAI GALTI HO GYI…TOH TAPPU AB TUMNE KYA SOCHA HAI…

TAPPU :- MEHTA UNCLE AB RAAT MEIN TOH MILEGA NHI….ISLIYE AB KAL SUBH HE DHUNDENGE….

SABHI TAPPU KI BAAT PAR SEHMAT HO JATE HAIN…AUR SAB APNE APNE GHAR KI TARF NIKAL JATE HAIN……………

AB ISS WAQT RAAT KE 12 BAAJ RHE HOTE HAIN…GHADI MEIN TIK TOK …TIK TOK…AUR BHAR SIRF TEZ HAWAON KI CHALNE KI AWAZ AA RHI HOTI HAI…

PURI JAGAH SUNSAN HOTI HAI…..TABHI…

GARDEN MEIN KISI KA SYA HOTA HAI….

VO JO KOYI BHI HOTA HAI…BAR BAR IDHAR UDHAR CHAKAR LGA RHA HOTA HAI…USKE HAATH MEIN CHOTI SI TORCH HOTI HAI …JISSE VO JALA KE GARDEN KE GHANS PE DAAL RHA HOTA HAI….

ISKA MATLAB TOH YAHI HOTA HAI KI VO KUCH DHUND RHA HOTA HAI…..

VO BAR BAR IDHAR SE UDHAR…KABHI USS KONE MEIN…KABHI ISS KONE….CAHAKAR PE CHKAR LAGA RHA HOTA HAI…LEKIN USKE HATH VO CHIZ NHI LAGTI JISSE VO DHUND RHA HOTA HA…..VO THAK KAR EK JAGH KHADA HO JATA HAI….AUR SOCHNE LAGTA HAI….TABHI….

TABHI PICHE SE USKE KANDHE PAR KOI HATH RAKH DETA HAI….VO GHABRA JATA HAI…..VO PICHE PALATA HAI…LEKIN ANDHERE KI VAJAH SE USKA CEHRA DHANG SE DIKHAI NHI DETA….

TABHI USKE MUH PAR ROSHNI MARI JATI HAI…..AUR USKA CEHRA DEKH KAR SAB CHAUNK JATE HAIN….

SAB KA MATLAB….JHETHALAL , BHIDE , IYER , TARAK , CHAMPAKLAL , SODHI , TAPPU SENA…

KYUN KI JO CEHRA VO DEKHTE HAIN…VO BAGHA KA HOTA HAI….

JHETHALAL CHAPAMLAL AUR SABHI CHIKTE HAIN….BAGHAAAA TUUUUUUU..
SABHI BAGHA KO VAHN GARDEN MEIN DEKH KAR SANN REH JATE HAIN….KISI KO YAKIN NHI HO RHA THA KI BAGA AISA KAR SKTA HAI….

JHETHALAL :- BAGA TU….MUJHE TOH YAKIN HE NHI HO RHA HAI KI TU YE KAR SKTA HAI…

BAGHA :- SETHI JO AAP SOCH RHE HAIN..VAISA KUCH NHI HAI…

JHETHALAL :- MUJHE SETHJI MAT BOL …

SODHI :- ISSE PEHLE MERA HATH ISPE UTH JAYEE …ISKO POLICE KE PASS LE CHLO..

BAGHA :- MERI BAAT TOH SUNIYE…BAPUJI AAP TOH SUNIE … MENE AISA KUCH NHI KIYA HAI..

BAPUJI :- AREE SHANTI RKAHO EK MIN…USSE TOH BOLNE DO KI VO KYA KEHNA CAHTA HAI…

TARAK :- HAN BHAI EK BAAR USSE TOH MAUKA DO KI VO KYA KEHNA CAHTA HAI…

JEHTHLAL :- THEK HAI JAB BAPUJI AUR MEHTA SAHAB BOL RHE HAIN TOH CHL BATA BHAI KYA BOLNA HAI TUJHE..

BAGHA :- DEKHIYE AAP SAB…MEIN YAHN SIRF ISLIYE HUN…KI JAB TAPPU SETH NE BOLA KI VO CHIZ KHO GYI HAI TOH MEIN USSE YAHN DHUNDNE AA GAYA..MENE SOCHA KI AAJ HE DHUND LUN…KAHIN KAL SUBH TAK KISI AUR NE DHUND LIYA TOH GADBAD HO JAYEGI…

SAB USKI BAAT SUN KE RAHAT KI SANS LETE HAIN ..KHASKAR JHETHALAL..

JHETHALAL :- TOH BHAI PEHLE BOLNA THA NA…KHMA KHA HUMNE KYA SOCH LIYA TERE BAREE MEIN…

BAGHA :- LEKIN APNE MUJHE KUCH BOLNE KA MAUKA HE NHI DIYA…

JEHTHALAL :- ACHA VO CHOD…TUJHE VO CHIZ MILI KI NHI….

BAGHA :- NHI SETHJI…BAHUT KOSISH KARI LEKIN MUJHE VO CHIZ MILI HE NHI…

JEHTHALAL :- OFOOOO…PATA NHI KAHAN HOGA…

AUR BOLTE BOLTE VO PICHE KI TARAF MUDTA HAI….AUR USKO EK SAYA NAZAR ATA HAI….VO CHILATA HAI..KUN KUN HAI VAHN….

VO SAYA IDHAR UDHAR GHUMNE LAGTA HAI…

JEHTHALAL KI AWAZ SUN KE SAB MUDTE HAIN AUR USS SAYE KO DEKHTE HAIN….VO SAB CHILATE HAIN…AUR USSE ANNE KO BOLTE HAIN..

TABHI VO SAYA BAHR ATA HAI….USKO DEKH KE FIR SE EK BAR SABKO JHATKA LAGTA HAI….KYUN KI VAHN UNHI KI SOCIETY KA EK SADASYE KHDA HOTA HAI…AUR SAB USSE PUCHTE HAIN TU VAHN….NATLAB TU HE HAI…

VO ADMI :- NHI NHI CHACHAJI… MEIN TOH YAHN VAHI CHIZ DHUNDNE AYA HUN….MENE SOCHA KI AGAR VO CHIZ MIL JAYEE..TOH HUM USS ADMI KO PAKAD SKTE HAIN….

TABHI BOLTE HAIN…OFOO TUM BHI…KYA SAB DHUNDNE HE AYENGE…AUR BHI RAAT KO…

TABHI TAPPU KO BOLTA HAI…

TAPPU :- JHOOTH BOL RHE HAIN…..SHEVANK UNCLE (DOSTON AAP ISS KIRDAR KO JANTE HONGE…LEKIN MEIN USKI DHANG SE SPEELING NHI DESCRIBE KAR PAA RHA ..LEKIN USKA NAAM KUCH AISA HE HAI)

SAB TAPPU KI BAAT SUN KE TAPPU KE TARAF DEKHTE HAIN….AUR USSE BOLTE HAIN…KI YE KYA TAPPU KYA KEH RHE HO…

UDHAR SEVANNK GHABRA JATA HAI…

JEHTHALAL :- TAPPU BETA KYUN…TUJHE KYUN LAG RHA HAI KI YE JOOTH BOL RHA HAI..

TARAK :- HAN BATAO TAPPU..

TAPPU :- PAPA TARAK UNCLE…YAHI HAI JINHONE ROSHAN AUNTY KE SATH ITNI GANDI HARKAT KI HAI…

SAB SAB KE TAPPU KI BAAT SUN KE DANG REH JATE HAIN..KISI KO KUCH SMJH NHI AA RHA HOTA HAI KI YE KAISE HO SKTA HAI…

TABHI SODHI USKI TARAF BHAGTA HAI..AUR USKO PAKAD KE EK DO LAAT AUR MUKE MAR DETA HAI…USKE MUH SE KHOON NIKLNE LAGATA HAI…AUR DARD SE CHILATA HAI…AHHHHH…..AUR NICHE GIR JATA HAI…

YE DEKH KE SAB SODHI KI TARAF BHAGTE HAIN…AUR USSE PAKAD LETE HAIN…

CHACHAJI :- SODHI YE KYA KAR RHA HAI…SHANTI RAKH AISE MARA MARI SE KUCH NHI HOGA..ISKO ISKI SZA MILEGI…

AUR FIR SODHI SHANT HO JATA HAI..

TARAK AUR IYER SHEVANG KO KHADA KARTE HAIN..

CHACHAJI :- CHADI UTHATE HUE….BOL TUNE AISA KYUN KIYA …BOL…

JEHTHALAL :- ARREE BAPUJI AAP SHANT RAHIYE….BOL SEVANK BAPUJI KUCH PUCH RHE HAIN KYUN KIYA TUNE AISA…

SHEVANK :- BATATA HUN..PLSSS MUJHE MAT MAROO SAB BATATA HUN…

AUR FIR SHEVANK BATANA SHURU KARTA HAI…

SHEVANK :- USS DIN JAB DAHI HANDI KA PROGRAM CHL RHA THA … NACHE KI VAJAH SE MUJHE PYAS LAG RHI THI..TOH MEIN THANDAI KE PASS CHALA GAYA AUR EK GLASS GATAK GAYA…THODI DER TAK TOH SAB KUCH THEK RHA..LEKIN ACHANAK PATANHI MUJHE KYA HO GAYA..MERE SHARIR KUCH AKDNE SA LAGA…AISA LAGA MANO..KUCH PHUL RHA HAI…SHARIR MEIN BAHT JAA GARMI LAGNE LAGI…MENE NICE HATH LAGAYA TOH MERA LUND PHUL KE 4 GUNA BADA HO GAYA THA…MUJHSE VO GARMI SEHAN NHI HO RHI THI….

ISLIYE MEIN THODI DER GARDEN MEIN CHALA GAYA KUCH DER BAITHNE …LEKIN FIR BHI MUJHE VAHN ARAM NHI MILA…

MERA SHARIR GARAM HOTA JAA RHA THA…AISA LAG RHA THA KI ABHI MERA LUND PHAT JAYEGA AUR TABHI MUJHE CHAIN AAYEGA…MERI HALAT NASHE MEIN JADMI JAISI HO GYI…MERE ANKHON KE SMANE ANDHERA CHNE LAGA..AUR TABHI…

TABHI ROSHAN BHABHI MUJHE GARDEN MEIN ATI DIKHAI DI…USS WAQT MUJHE VO SIRF EK JISM DIKHAI DEE RHA THA….MUJHE USS WAQT HOSH NHI THA…FIR MENE APNA CEHRA CHUPANE KI LIYE KUCH DHUNDE LAGA…MENE IDHAR UDHAR NAZAR DODAII….LEKIN MUJHE KUCH NHI MILA…TABHI MUJHE GARDEN KI PICHE EK KALA COLOUR KA MASK DIKHAI DIYA…JO SHAYAD VAHN KHADE ADMI NE RKHA HUA THA MEIN VAHN GAYA AUR MENE VO MASK UTHA KE PEHN LIYA AUR FIR…. MEIN CHAL PADA VAHN AUR ROSHAN BABHI KE SATH VO KAR BAITHA JO MUJHE NHI KARNA CAHIYE THA….

TARAK :- HMMMMM SEVANK JO TUM KEH RHE HO AGAR MEIN USKO MAN LUN PAR TUMNE BHIDE KO KYUN FASAYA…TUMNE TOH MASK BHI PEHNA HUA THA….

SEVANK :- TARAK BHAI….JAB MENE APNI GARMI CHOD DII…TAB MEIN HOSH MEIN AYA ..TAB MUJHE PATA CHALA KI YE MENE KYA KAR DIYA HAI…FIR MEIN BAHUT DAR GAYA THA..ISLIYE MUJHE KUCH NHI SUJA AUR MENE BHIDE BHAI KI NAKAL KAR DII…

SHIVANK KI BAAT SUN KE SAB USKI TARAK DEKH RHE THE…BHIDE APNE MAN MEIN USSE GALI DE RHA THA…KYA NIRLAG MANAV HAI YE…

SODHI :- AREE HUM KAISE MAAN LE KI YE SACH BOL RHA HAI..ISKO TOH MAR MAR KE ISKA KACUMAR BANA DUNGA…

TARAK :- SODHI TUM ISKI BAAT KO SAMKJO SHANT RAHO….LEKIN SHIVANK AISA KAISE TUMHE ISS TARIKE KA NASHA HO GAYA…

SHEVANK :- TARAK BHAI…MENE JAISE HE VO THADAI PII USKE BAAD HE MUJHE YE HUA..SHAYAD USS THANDAI MEIN HE KUCH KISI NE DAAL DI THI…

TABHI EK JANNE KE DIMAG MEIN KUCH ATA HAI…AUR VO HOTA HAI JHETHALAL …

JHETHALAL SOCHNE LAGATA HAI…USS DIN USKE PAAS EK DABBE MEIN DAWAI HOTI HAI..JISNE USS DIN USNE VO DAWAI BABITAJI KE SATH SEX KARNE KE LIYE KHARIDI THI…AUR JAB USKI NASHE KI PUDIYA GIR GAYI…TOH USNE VO DABBE MEIN SE GOLI NIKALI AUR DO CHAR HATH MEIN LEKE BOLA THA…AB KYA FAIDA ISS DAWAI KA…AUR USSE FENKTA HAI…JO PAAS MEIN PADE THANDAI KE GLASS MEIN GIR JATA HAI…..VO EK GOLI KAFI HOTI HAI…USS WAQT JEHTHALAL NE 4 GOLI DAAL DI THI..ISLIYE SHEVANK KI YE HALAT HUI….AB JHETHALAL SOCH RHA THA…KI YE SEVANK SACH BOL RHA HAI..LEKIN MEIN ISKA SATH NHI DE SKTA ….

TABHI IYER BOLTA HAI…

IYER :- SODHI SHEVANK SAHI BOL RHA HAI…

SABHI IYER SE PUCHTE HAIN…KAISE?

IYER :- DEKHO SODHI…AISI DAWAI ATI HAI JISSE SEX KA POWER BAHUT JADA BAD JATA HAI….AUR AGAR EK SE JADA GOLI KA ISTEMAL HO TOH ADMI SEVANK JAISA HO JATA HAI…

POPATLAL :- HAN MEHTA SAHAB ..IYER BHAI SAHI BOL RHE HAIN…MEIN ISS PAR ARTICLE LIKH CHUKA HUN…JARUR ISKI THANDAI MEIN KISI NE AISE KUCH GOLIYAN DAAL DI HOGI…

TARAK :- THEKL HAI AGAR HUM SAB YE BAAT MAN LE…LEKIN AISE GOLIYAN SOCIETY MEIN LAYA KAUN…

JEHTHALAL :- AREE MAEHTA SAHAB APKO USSE KYA KARNA HAI…AAP VO CHODIYE PEHLE YE DEKHIYE KI KARNA KYA HAI ISKA??

TARAK :- MERE ISSAB SE TOH ISKA FAISA SOCIETY KE BUJURG CHAMPAK CHACHAJI KO LENA CAHIYE…

CHACHAJI :- MERE KHAYAL SE ISKA PARINAM SODHI KO LENA CAHIYE…KYUN KI USKE SATH YE BAAT HUI HAI…LEKIN MEIN ITNA KEHNA CAHUNGA…JO BHI ISNE KIYA VO ISKI GALTI NHI THI…KISI NE ISKE SATH AISA KIYA AUR ISSI ANJANE MEIN GALTI HUI HAI…

SODHI :- VAISE TOH MEIN MAAF NHI KARUNGA…KYUN KI MEIN APNI ROSHAN NE BAHUT PYAR KARTA HUN…AUR USKE SATH KOI AISI GANDI HARKAT KARE…MEIN TOH USSE JAN SE MAR DUN..LEKIN CHACHAJI BHI SAHI BOL RHE HAIN…ISLIYE ….MEIN…MAAF KAR DETA HUN..LEKIN ISSE ROSHAN SE MAFI MANGNI PADEGI….

TARAK :- SODHII BAHUT BADIYA ..TUMNE JO AAJ KIYA HAI VO BAHUT HE MAHAN KAM HAI….KYUN KI SAZA DENE SE JADA MAAF KRNA MUSHKIL KAM HOTA HAI….AUR SABHI TALIYAN BAJA DETE HAIN…

SHEVANK :- THANKU SODHI BHAI..AUR MEIN ROSHAN BHABHI KE PIAR PAKAD KE MAAFI BHI MANGUNGA…

TABHI TARAK TAPPU SE PUCHTA HAI…BETA TAPPU TUJHE YE KAISE PATA CHALA KI YE SHEVANK KA KAAM HAI…

AUR SABHI EK SATH BOLTE HAIN HANN…KAISE PATA CHALA..

TAPPU :- TARAK UNCLE…JAB MUJHE YE SAB PATA CHALA KI ROSHAN AUNTY KE SATH AISA HUA HAU..TUM HUM TAPPU SENA GARDEN MEIN AA GYE…YE DHUNDE KI KYA PATA KUCH SURAG MIL JAYEE…TABHI MUJHE EK BUTTON MILA…EK SHIRT KA BUTTON …. MUJHE SHAQ THA KI YE BUTTON USKI ADMI KA HOGA….MENE KAFI KOSISH KARI LEKIN MUJHE PATA NHI CHLA RHA THA KI BUTTON KISKA HO SKTA HAI…

FIR MEIN SOCHNE LAGA….AUR ACHANAK SE MUJHE YAD AYA…KI MENE YE BUTTON DAHI HANDI VALE DIN KISI KE SHIRT MEIN DEKHA HAI…MENE SOCHNE LAGA…FIR MUJHE DHAYN AYA KI MEIN USS DIN SHEVANK UNCLE SE TAKRAYA ….AUR JAB MEIN UNSE TAKRAYA THA TOH MENE DEKHA THA KI UNKI BICH KA EK BUTTON NHI THA…MENE UNSE PUCHA KI UNCLE APKA BUTTON TOTA HUA HAI…

AUR FIR VO GHABRATE HUE BOLE….HAN VO TAPPU MEIN TAKRA GAYA THA ISLIYE PATA NHI CHALA KAISE TUT GAYA…

JAISE MUJHE YAAD AYA KI VO BUTTON SHEVANK UNCLE KA HAI…TOH MUJHE FIR YE PLAN BANANA PADA…KYUN KI MUJHE PATA THA..VO JARUR AYENGE..BUTTON DHUNDNE…

SABHI TAPPU KI ISS PLAN PAR TALIYAN BAJATE HAIN….

TARAK:- WAHH TAPPU BETA TUMNE TOH BAHUT BADIYA KAM KIYA HAI….

CHACHAJI :- HAN TOH FIR…POTA KISKA HAI….

AUR FIR SHEVANK ROSHAN SE MAFI MANGTA HAI AUR SABSE BHI…SAB USKI GALTI KO MAAF SIRF ISLYE KAR DETE HAIN…KI USNE JO BHI KIYA ANJANE MEIN KIYA USKA KOI INTENTION NHI THA AISA KARNE KA….

ISI TARAH SAB KUCH THEK HO JATA HAI….AUR SOCIETY KO FIR SE EK PROBLEM CHALI JATI HAI….LEKIN EK PROBLEM GYI HAI…DUSRI KABBHI BHI AA SKTI HAI…

KAFI DINO KI PARESHANI KI BAD…EK NAYI SUBH…SOCIETY MEIN….

SUBH KE 6 BAJ RHE THE….AUR EK GHAR KI GHANTI BAJII….

VO GHAR HAI ATMARAM BHIDE KAA…

KOI GHNTI PE GHNTI BAJAYE JAA RHA THA…

BHIDE :- YEE MADHVI DEKH KUN HAI…KITNI GHANTI KOI MAR RHA HAI..SHAYAD DUDH VALA HOGA…

AUR APNE HATH SE MADHVI KO HILATA HAI..

MADHVI :- UHMMM KYA HAI…KYUN TANG KAR RHE HO..

BHIDE :- ARE JAA KE DEKH KOI HAI DARWAJE PAR..

MADHVI :- HAN JATI HUN..

AUR ADHI NEEND MEIN BAHR ATI HAI…AUR GATE KHOLTI HAI…SAMNE DOODH VALA KHADA HOTA HAI….

DOODH VALA MADHVI KO DEKH KE CHAUNK JATA HAI….VO BAAS USSE DEKHTA HE REHTA HAI….MADHVI KI ADHI NIGHTY USKE SHOULDERS SE NICHE KISKI HUI HOTI HAI…JISSE USKA KUCH CHUCHI KA HISSA DIKHAI DEE RHA THA…YAHI NHI…AAJ TOH DUDH VALLE KE AUR BHI MAZE ANE VALLE THE….USKI NIGHTY PATA NHI KAISE UPAR KI TARAF HUI THI…AUR FANS GYI THI…JISSE USKE ADHI SE JADA GORI GORI JHANG DIKHAI DEE RHI THI…

TABHI DOODHVALA DEKHTE HUE BOLA…MEMSAB KITNA DUN….

MADHVI :- KYA MATLAB?

DDOHWALA :- HADBADATA HUA…MERA MATLAB HAI DOODH….

MADHVI :- 2 KG CAHIYE..ABHI RUKO MEIN PATILA LEKE ATI HUUN…AUR VO CHALI JATI HAI…

JAISE HE VO PALTI…DODHWALE MADHVI KI GOL GOL AUR MAST BADI GAND KO DEKHNE LAGATA HAI….USKA BAMBOO KHADA HO JATA HAI…..VAISE TOH VO ROZ DOODH DENE ATA THA..LEKIN AAJ MADHVI KO ADHNANGI DEKH KE USSE RHA NHI GAYA…

FIR MADHVI AYI USNE DOODH LIYA…AUR DARWAJA BAND KAR DIYA…

AAJ TOH SUBH SUBH HE … MAZE AA GYE…AB DIL ACHA KATEGA….DOODWALA BADBADATE HUE NIKAL GAYA…..

AB SURAJ CHADNE LAGA THA….8 BAJ GAYE THE….HAR ROZ KI TARAH HAMARE JHETHALAL SOYEE PADEE THE….AUR HAR BAR KI TARAH HE DAYA USSE JAGANE ATI HAI…

DAYA :- TAPPU KE PAPA UTH JAYEYEE….8 BAJ GAYE HAIN..BAPUJI GUSSA KARENGE…

JHETHALAL :- NEND MEIN…HAN BASS 5 MIN AURRR DAYYAAAA…

DAYA MAN MEIN SOCHTI HAI ….AAJ FIR SE KUCH KRNA PADEGA…NHI TOH BAPUJI AA JAYENGE AUR FIR INHE DANT PADEGI…

AUR JHETHALAL KA HATH UTHA KE APNE CHUCHON PE RAKH DETI HAI….AUR DHERE DHERE USKA HATH HILANE LAGTI HAI…

VAISE BATA DUN..KI DAYA BAHUT CHALAK HAI ..SHAKAL PE MAT JAYEE USKI….UTHANA TOH USKA BAHANA HAI ..KYUN KI USKO BHI PATA HAI..KI USSE MAZE MILTE HAIN AISE UTHANE MEIN…

AB DAYA BAHUT TEZI SE HATH CHUCHON PE RAKH KE HILA RHI THI..USKE MUH SE HALKI SE SISKYAN NIKAL RHI THI…VO BAHUT DHEMI AWAJ MEIN LE RHI THI..AHHH OHH…

KUCH DER BAD JHETHALAL KO LAGA USKA HATH KUCH MULAYA CHIZ KO CHUU RHA HAI….USNE ANKH KHOL KE DEKHA…TOH DAYA APNA HATH PAKAD KAR USE CHUCHON KO DABA RHI THI…..AB JHETHALAL KO BHI MAZA ANE LAGA THA…AB USNE SOCHA KI KYUN NA DAYA KO AUR THODA MAZA DE DUN…

EK DUM SE DAYA KE MUH TEZ AHHHHHHHHH…NIKLI …KYUN KI AB JHETHALAL DAYA KE CHUCHON KO MASALNE LAGA THA….AB VO UNHE JOR JOR SE DABA RHA THA…

DAYA :- TAPPU KE PAPA DHERE….KOI AA JAYEGA…HE MAAAA….

JEHTHALAL :- KYUN AB KYA HUA…ABHI TOH BADE MAZE LE RHI THI…AB KYUN DAR RHI HAI….AUR FIR VO JORON SE USKE NIPPLE KHICH LETA HAI…

ISSE DAYA KI SIKIYAN AUR TEZI SE NIKAL JATI HAI….

DAYA :- TAPPU KE PAPA BASS…AB AUR NHI….MEIN TOHHHHH APKOOO UTHANEE AYIII THIII….AYYIII DYAAAA….ARAM SE…

FIR JHETHALAL USKE CHUCHON KO CHOD DETA HAI…USS WAQT DAYA USSE AISE DEKHTI HAI..JAISE PUCH RHI HO..MEIN TOH BAS AISE HE BOL RHI THI…APNE SACH MEIN MUJHE CHOD DIYA….

FIR JHETHALAL DAYA KO NICHE KI AUR ISHARA KARTI HAI….

LEKIN DAYA SMJH NHI PATI…VO BOLTI HAI…

DAYA :- KYA BOL RHE HAIN??

JEHTHALAL :- AEE DOBI NONSENSE…AB TUNE APNI CHUCHIYAN MASL VA KE MERA VO KAHMBE JAISA HO GAYA HAI…AB TU USSE SHANT KAREGI KI NHI…

DAYA :- SHARMATE HUE….APP BHI NAA…AUR APNA HATH NICHE LE JANE LAGTI HAI…TABHI..

BAPUJI :- JETHIYA…OO JETHIYA….UTHA KI NHI…

JHETHALAL :- HADBADTE HUE…HAN BAOUJI UTHA HUA HUN…

BABUJI :- CHAL ACHI BAAT HAI…JAA JALDI SE NAHA DHO LE…FIR HUM SATH MEIN NASHTA KARENGE….TAB TAK MEIN AKBAR PADH LETA HUN…

DOSTON CINFUSE MAT HO…BAPUJI HALL MEIN SE CHILLA RHE THE…NA KI JEHTHALAL KE KAMRE SEEE….

DAYA HANSTE HUE KITCHEN MEIN BHAG JATI HAI…

JHETHALAL :- HEY BHAWGAN TU KUN SE JANM KA BADLA LETA HAI MUJHSE…HASH..AAJ SHURUWAT AISI HUI HAI..TOH BAKKI KA DIN KAISA JAYEGA…AUR APNE BATHROOM KI TARAF CHAL DETA HAIII….

JHTHALAL BATHROOM SE NAHA DHOKE…HAR BAR KI TARAH…SURAJ BAHGWAN KO JAL CHADANE GALARY MEIN JANE LAGTA HAI…

SURAJ BHAGWAN KO DEKH KE JAL CHADA DETA HAI….AUR JAL CHADANE KE BAD JAISE HE ANDAR JANNE KE LIYE ANDAR MUDTA HAI…TABHI USKI NAZAR KISI PAR PADTI HAI…AUR MIH KHULA KA KHULA REH JATA HAI…

JI HAN USS SAMAY …C WING MEIN …EK HOT SEXY….MOST BEAUTIFUL JHETHALAL KE LIYE…VAHN BAHR GALARY MEIN CYCLYING KR RHI THI….

JHETHALAL :- GUD MRNING BABITAJI….

BABITAJI :- GUD MORNING JHETHAJI…

JHETHALAL :- AUR SUBH SUBH KASRAT HO RHI HAI…

AUR BABITA UDHAR SE SMILE DE DETI HAI…

IDHAR JHETHALAL KA LUND KHADA HO CHUKA THA…AUR USKA BAHUT BURA HAAL HO RHA THA…KYA KARTA..KYUN KI USS WAQT BABITA…EK MAST SE TOP MEIN AUR NICHE EK CHOTI SI SHORT….TOP ITNA TIGHT THA KI CYCLIYING KI WAJAH SE USKE CHUCHE HIL TOH NHI RHE THE…LEKIN ITNE BADE LAG RHE THE..MANO ABHI TOP KO FADENGE AUR TAZI HAWA KA ANAND LENGE….PASINE KI WAJAH SE BILKUL CHIPAK CHUKE THE…AUR NICHE GORI GORI SUNDAR…..AUR BAHUT HE SEXY JANGHE…NAZAR AA RHI THI…

TABHI JHETHALAL LINE MARTA HAI…

JHETHALAL :- BABITA JI..APKA YE PURLPLE COLOUR KA DRESS TOH BAHUT SE…

BASS SEXY BOLNE VALA HOTA HAI..LEKIN NHI BOLTA KYUN KI USS WAQT VO KAFI DUR KHADA THA..KOI SUN LETA TOH KYA SOCHTA…

BABITA :- KYA JETHAJI..

JHETHALAL :- VO APKA YE PRULPLE COLOR KA DRESS BAAHUT HE SUNDAR HAI..KAHN SE LAYEE..

BABITA JI :- U MEAN PRUPLE RIGHT…HAN VO MEIN KAL SHOPPING KE LIYE GYI THI…VAHN SE LAYI…APKO PASAND AYI..

BABITA BHI PICHE REHNE VALON MEIN SE THODI THI…

JHETHALAL BADBATE HUE…AREE MAST TO ITNI HAI..KI ABHI AKAR APKO KAS KE PAKAD LUN..AUR DABOCH DALUN…

BABITA JI :- APNE KUCH KHA JETHAJI..

JHETHALAL :- NHI BASS…SACH MEIN BAHUT JADA ACHI LAG RHI HAI APKI YE DRESS…BAHUT SUNDAR LAG RHE HAIN AAP ISS DRESS MEIN…

BABITA JI :- THNK U SO MUCH JHETHAJI….

AUR FIR USKA MOBILE BAJ UTHTA HAI..

BABITA :- ACHA JHETHAJI….MOM KA PHONE MEIN APSE BAAD MEIN BAAT KRTI HUN..

JHETHALAL :- OHK GOOD BYE…

AUR SOCHTA HAI…SACH MEIN AAJ KA DIN KHARAB HE HOGA…AUR THODI BAAT KRNI THI..PATA NHI INKI MUMMYJI KO BHI ABHI HE PHONE KRNA HOTA HAI…

AUR BOLTE BOLTE ANDAR GHUSSS JATA HAI…

ANDAR BAPUJI TABLE PAR BAITHE NASHTA KAR RHE THE…AUR JHETHALAL BHI NASHTA KARNE BAITH JATA HAI…

IDHAR TARAK OFFICE KE LIYE JANNE KI TAYARI KARNE LAGTA HAI…VO ANJALI KO AWAJ DETA HAI…

TARAK :- ANJALI CHAI MILEGI…DER HO RHI HAI BHAI..

ANJALI :- HAN JI LEE AYII….

TARAK :- KYA YAR ANJALI…ITNI LATE…

ANJALI :- TARAK..ABHI TIME HAI..

AUR TARAK KE PAAS MEIN AAKE BAITH JATI HAI…

TARAK :- KYA BAAT HAI ANJALI AAJ SUBH SUBH MOOD BANAYA HUA HAI..

ANJALI SHARMA JATI HAI…

ANJALI :- DHATTT….VO TOH BAS AISE HE..

UDHAR JHETHALAL KE GHAR PE COURIER AATA HAI…AUR VO SIGN KAR KE LE LETA HAI…

AUR JAISE HE VO COURIER KHOLTA HAI..

JHETHALAL :- OHOOO….YE KYA SABKO ANGREJI KA ITNA BERAG HAI…AB MEHTA SAHAB KE PASS JANA PADEGA….

AUR GHAR MEIN SABKO JAI JINENDRA BOL KE NIKAL JATA HAI…

UDHAR AB TARAK AUR ANJALI…DUNIYA KO BHOOL KE EK BAAR FIR…DONO APAS MEIN APNE HOTH LAGA DETE HAIN…AUR BEPANAH CHUMNE LAGTE HAIN….KABHI TARAK ANJALI KE HONTON KO CHOOSTA HAI..AUR KABHI ANJALI TARAK KE HONTHON KO…FIR DONO EK DUSRE APNI APNI JEEBH SE LADAI KRNI SHURU KAR DETE HAIN….DONO KE JEEBH EK DURSE KE MUH MEIN JANNE LAGTE HAIN…..TARAK KA HATH ANJALI KI KAMAR PE HOTA HAI VO USSE KHAS KE PAKDA HUA HOTA HAI…IDHAR ANJALI TARAK KI KAMAR MEIN HATH DAAL KE JAKADI HUI HOTI HAI…

UDHAR JHETHALAL TARAK KE GATE PE AA JATA HAI…

JEHTHALAL :- AREE LYA BAAT HAI AAJ MEHTA SAHAB KA GATE KHULA HAI..CHLO FIR ANDAR..AUR JAISE HE ANDAR GHUSTA HAI..USSE FIR SE EK GARAM NAZARA DEKHNE KO MILTA HAI….

KYUN KI ABHI BHI ANADAR TARAK AUR ANJALI LAGGE PADE THE..APNE CHUMBAN ABHIYAN MEIN..DONO KO AISA DEKH FIR SE JHETHALAL KA LUND KHADA HO JATA HAI….TABHI JHETHALAL

JHETHALAL :- HMMM…UHMMM…KRIPYA GATE BAND KAR DEIN….

AWAJ SUN KE TARAK CHUMBAN TOD KE DEKTA HAI..KI JHETHALAL KHADA HAI…TOH USKI TARAF DEKH KE EK SMILE PASS KRTA HAII…..ANJALI TOH SHARM KE MARRE BURI TARAH JHENP JATI HAI….

TARAK :- AAO BHAI JHETHALAL..AAJ SUBH SUBH…

JHETHALAL :- TOH AAJ AAP BHI TOH SUBH SUBH…

BASS ITNA HE BOLTA HAI..AUR DONO HANS DETE HAIN….ANJALI ABHI BHI VAHIN BAITHE BAITHE SHARMA RHI THI..
TABHI TARAK BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- AREE ANJALI ISME SHARMANE KI KYA JARURAT HAI…JHETHALAL TOH GHAR KA HE HAI…CHLO..

ANJALI :- AAP BHI NA..

JHETHALAL :- AREE KOI BAAT NHI ANJALI BHBHAI..MENE KUCH NHI DEKHA…

AUR FIR ISS BAR SAB HANS PADTE HAIN…

ANJALI :- JETHA BHAI..AAP BAITHIYE MEIN APKE LIYE CHAI LEKE ATIH HUN…

FIR JHETHALAL TARAK KE PAAS AKAR BAITH JATA HAI…

JETHALAL :- KYA BAAT HAI MEHTA SAHAB AAJ SUBH SUBH…KARYAKARAM SHURU KAR DIYA…KAM SE KAM GATE TOH BAND KAR LIYA KARO..MERI JAGAH AUR KOI HOTA TOH….

TARAK :- AREE BHAI AISI KOI BAAT NHI HAI…VO TOH BASS AISEE HE..ACHA TUM BATAO YAHN KAISE ANA HUA..

JHETHALAL :- AREE HAN…YE LI JIYE COURIER AYA HAI..

TARAK :- KYA BAAT HAI …TUMNE COURIER KA DHANDA BHI SHURU KAR DIYA KYA…AHAHAHAHAHAH…

JEHTHALAL :- KYA AAP BHI MAZAK KR RHE HAIN….VO COURIER ENGLISH MEIN HAI…ISLIYE..

TARAK :- ACHA BHAI ..PADTA HUN…

AUR TARAK PADNE LAGTA HAI….PURA PADNE KE BAAD BOLTA HAI…

TARAK :- AREE KAMAL HO GYA JHETHALAL TUMNE….****** COMPANY KI DEALERSHIP LI THI….

JEHTHALAL :- HAN LII THI ..TOH..

TARAK :- TOH UNHONE EK SHANDAR PARTY KA AYOJAN KIYA HAI..JISME TUM APNE SATH 5 YA 6 MEMBER KO SATH LEE JAA SKTE HO…

JHETHALAL :- AREEE WAHHHH MEHTA SAHAB..MAZA AA JAYEGA…CHLO THEK HAI.FIR MEIN SAB KO PHONE KAR DUNGA..SATH MEIN CHALENGE…

TARAK :- DHIRE BOLO JHETHALAL..AGAR ANJALI NE SUN LIYA..TOH YAHIN PARTY BANA DEGI MERA…THEK HAI..FIR..EK KAM KARTE HAIN..AAJ ABDUL KI DUKAN PE YE DECIDE KAR LETE HAIN..

AUR FIR JHETHALAL TARAK SE HATH MILATA HAI..AUR BAHR NIKAL JATA HAI…AUR SOCHTA HAI..
AAJ KYA HO RHA HAI MERE SATH…HAR JAGAH MUJHE KUCH AISA MIL JATA HAI KI MEIN GARAM HO JATA HUN…AUR FIR ..MEIN KUCH BHI NHI KAR PATA…AAJ KA DIN SACH MEIN PANUTI HAI…BASS KAM SE KAM EK CHIZ TOH ACHI KHABAR MILI…AUR FIR SOCIETY KE BAHR JANE KI TARAF CHAL DETA HAI…!!!!